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My Suicide Note
03:58
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'Suicide Note'
Were i to write a "last Goodbye"
This is what it'd say
“No one to blame, but stupid me,
I'd do it all again"
And if i was to end my life
And someday i might do
Wouldn't know just what to say
Cause I'd pop myself in order ...
Not to look at you,
Yeah not to look (at you) ...
Welcome to my suicide note
The first one I ever wrote
Asked 'bout the inscription
He was planning for his grave
The old geezer shrugged and said:
"All things considered
I'd rather be in Philadelphia"
"All things considered
I'd rather be in Philadelphia"
Were i to write a "last farewell"
I'd write nothing at all
Just leave y'all bewildered
As to the consequence and cause
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Tromsø Chicks
04:10
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'Tromsø Chicks'
1st Verse
40 years and counting
Beats being' 39
Feeling good, doing' fine
Very much alive
Bridge
Someone heard my New Year's Prayer
Tromsø Chicks sure know how to party
Said she's gonna turn that love light on
To know her is to get lucky
40 years and counting
Tonight I'm getting laid
A tattooed chick from Tromsø
Said she’d make my day
Bridge
Chorus
Those girls up there in Tromsø
Dyed black hair, woollen sweaters
Too bad I can’t afford the plane
A crying’ shame it is, such distance
40 years and counting
Thought it’d be much worse
Like i said, just feeling dandy
Feeling such a “flirt”
Bridge
2 x Chorus
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3. |
I Wish You'd Said
03:36
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‘I Wish You’d Said’
1st Verse
I wish that you’d just said
Sweet one it’s time to leave
I’ll see you to the airport
But that’ll be the last, you’ve seen of me
Yeah that’ll be the last, you’ve seen of me
2nd Verse
I wish that you’d just said
Ain’t got time for you no more
Got issues more deserving
Of my attention, there’s the door
Of my attention, there’s the god dam door
Bridge
So tell me what’s this meant to be
The sodding dumping song
Did your best to hurt me
Mission accomplished, please move on
Chorus
And crush the heart of someone else
‘Cause mine can’t stand no more
To former lovers, family
I love you but we’re through
I love you, ‘this for you ...
3rd Verse
Oh how I wish you’d just said
You loved me too that Fall
Lost a lover, then a friend
None of whom I ever had at all
None of whom I ever had at all
Bridge
2 x Chorus
And crush the heart of someone else
‘Cause mine can’t stand no more
Former buddies, family, ‘this for you
I love you but we’re through
I love you, ‘this for you ...
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4. |
Del Fuego
03:25
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'Del Fuego'
1st Verse
Rediscover beauty in so many things
The view across town from a sunlit apartment
Could it be that I've come home?
Laughing´ at my kitchen with it´s built in shower
2nd Verse
Jamming' with 2 middle-aged Dutch bluegrass pickers
Playing' 'Part Of This Earth' and 'Inside You'
They just smoked one big old giant reefer
Certainly feel that I'm coming home
Chorus
It's been week after week
Month upon month
1 year now and counting
Through the cause of it all
I turned numb and dull
But I´m waking up
Body system's working
Through the cause of it all
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5. |
Steal, Nick and Borrow
04:04
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‘Steal, Nick & Borrow’
Bridge
Dissatisfied for a long time now
Hell yeah, you bet that’s right
Dissatisfied for a long time now
Hell yeah, you bet that’s right
1st verse
Waylon Jennings t-shirt
On one hell of a righteous chick
Fill every inch of cloth
Sings like a slut, looks like an angel
In my condition?
I’d marry her right on the spot
2nd verse
But hey wait!
That’s a stupid idea
Let’s just get down on the rug
Why waste time in church
It’s all stuff we’ve heard
One hundred times ´n´ I’d rather eat out
Bridge
Chorus
Toad the Looser & Danny the Creep
Maria the Moist One & all of their friends
Will Steal, nick and borrow from her
Oops I meant to say him, he chase the sun, while they´re having fun ...
Will Steal, nick and borrow from her
Oops I meant to say him, he chase the sun, while they´re having fun ...
3rd verse
Self betrayal, self deceit
True to one self, beyond belief
Aeromechanics, right wing gits,
World championship through soccer merch
Worst case pace myself scenario
Think it’s time to quit
Bridge > Chorus
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6. |
The Dream
03:42
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'The Dream'
1st Verse
Had a dream ´bout you last night
Decided it was good
Very long and full of details
Like i always knew it would
Be, sober, yet erotic
And when i finally woke up
I felt warm and safe, so tender
So i took the dream along, singing
Bridge
Into a better day
Better than the one before
Into a golden ray of sunlight
Warmed me to my core
2nd Verse
We were back in your home town
Tried to make ends meet
You pregnant, me not caring
If that child belonged to me
Our aim a café in a barn
Where the floor was made of clay
Parts of a long dead squirrel
Stuck out of it and sang, sang
Bridge
Into a better day
Better than the one before
Into a golden ray of sunlight
Warmed me to my core
2 x Chorus
Into a better world
Where we won't be apart
Into a whole new set up
Of loving from a far
Instrumental Bridge
3rd Verse
One day we had to go by car
Buy groceries and stuff
You forgot your purse and bag
And ran back into the house
You'd left the engine running
And forgot to pull the brake
That was when i crashed your car
Although I’m not allowed to drive, singing
2 x Chorus
Into a better world
Where we won't be apart
Into a whole new set up
Of loving from a far
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7. |
Smallish Victories
04:00
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‘Smallish Victories’
1st Verse
Tendency towards depression
Came crushing like a wave
All curled up and cringing
In the corner of my room ...
Stay home, chewing fingers,
biting lips, should I go out?
To t-h-e bar, 10 years late
Everyone just buggered off
Bridge
Shouldn’t have come here
What will we eat
For the next three days to come?
Three days to come ...
Chorus
Won’t give up, no I’m not giving in
Felt good for days, wasting time either way
Pull free, can I, can I, can I
Push ...
2nd Verse
Stalker victim, drinking problems
A homeless bumming fags
I’m tripping, will 3.40
Suffice for what I had?
Is varying degrees of smallish victories
The joy of cleaning up my desk
To tidy up this mess?
Bridge > 2 x Chorus
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8. |
The MacDonald Route
03:56
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‘The McDonald Route’
1st Verse
Daddy wanted nothing more
Than to buy himself a broom
Seen in the window of a shop
He and Granddad used to pass
But Granddad he was stingy
And Dad paid for it himself
Earned himself a spanking
2 x Broom ended in the stables showing’ dung
2nd Verse
All grown up and off the isle
Daddy had to face the fact
The Norton it’d have to go
´cause it had no room for brats
Retaliate subconsciously
Hell-o construction, goodbye truck
“I may never be a fisherman,
2 x But you my son, are running’ out of luck”
Bridge
Investing’ 3 days, to do 4 hours work
Tinnitus & stress & not enough love
God dam’ before I turn out, just like my old man
I’ll stay home with Junior, spend some quality time
Chorus
Investing’ 3 days - the McDonald route
Tinnitus & stress - the McDonald route
Before I turn out - the McDonald route
I’ll stay home with Junior - the McDonald route
Solo
3rd Verse
Here I am, stuck on a train
The fee’s way to small, to pay for a van
Ask myself while I’m picking’ my nose
2 shows for the GEMA and 5 units sold!?
For the love of my publisher
And not for the promoter
Who’s got zero respect
2 x Just a prick who’s hung over
Bridge
2 x Chorus
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‘The Breaking Of A French Clown’
(1st verse)
Told to drop singing in fantasy English
By parents who only spoke like their kin
Takes so very little to encourage a child
Too much to expect, from an adult with brains?
(2nd verse)
Handicraft teacher said to stop drawing
But the grapevine told me what happened last year
Some maladjusted girl, beat her into submission
You know I really do hope forced retirement it hurts?
(3rd verse)
Form Master sent my comics to national TV
But when they didn’t buy it, turned his back on me
Even Kjell Bjarne did his best to comfort
Prim head of our Parish, hurt me with malicious glee
(Chorus)
Didn’t get Steinbeck’s “Pearl”
couldn’t care less for “Mice And Men”
Dragged myself through the first 10 pages
Of ‘The Old Man And The Sea’ ´n´ gave up
Dear Ernest, dear John, please forgive me
A hardcore reader at the age of 10
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10. |
Kenny, Claudio & Me
03:50
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‘Kenny, Claudio & Me’
Glaring at a picture
A photo of us three
Wearing underpants and war paint
Waving swords and raisin’ hell
Kenny was an awkward kid
Whom no-one figured out
Stepfather was a righteous man
The kind that I grew up without
Years passed by, as years tend to
Kenny went out sailing´
Started drinking’, started shooting’ up
He didn’t have a friend
Found himself a soul mate
Who´s mum was far from pleased
Daughter dating with a junkie
Mother pleaded on her crying’ knees
Kenny he held on
To his girl and new found luck
A steady source of income
Now he’d lost his job
By now she was addicted
Track marks told the score
One night he fixed her up real good
She took off to the moon
Chorus:
Anna told me the story
The girlfriend’s mother wrote a book
Claudio now a frustrated salesman
Had knocked on Anna’s door
Spoke of the book and of Kenny
Asked what had become of me
She said that I’d left the country
Finally fled our small-town life
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‘If I started drinking again’
Intro > em/am/G/em
(em) If I started drinking again
I could stay in (am) bed all day
(G) Just wake up for the (em) evenings
(em) To drink my pain away
And oh, the (am) days would pass
(G) I’d transform into an (em) ass
(C) Then I’d (F) try to change the (em) world
(C) In (F) one of those old (em) fits
(em) If I started drinking again
I could treat you (am) really bad
(G) You, and everyone I (em) love
(em) Ah, wouldn’t that be rad
Sometimes I’d be (Am) sober
(G) Just to (em) apologize
(C) Then I’d (F) go down to the liquor (em) store
(C) To (F) prove you all been (em) had
Chorus
It would be so (em) nice
(em) To watch all the tears (am) you’d cry
(G) No one there to wipe them (em) off
I’d count every (em) drop
(em) Make a necklace of (am) them
(G) And wear it ‘round my (em) soul
(C) A reminder that never, never (D) ever
(D) Shall I listen to my heart - (em)
(C) A reminder that never, never (D) ever
(D) Shall I listen to my heart - (em) again
Intro > em/am/G/em
(em) If I started drinking again
And the voices tell (am) me to
(G) Check who’s in (em) controll
(em) Me or me - “king alcohol’”
(em) If I started (Am) drinking again
(G) Many things would be so (em) easy
(C) Letting’ off a bit (F) of steam you (em) know
(C) Old (F) Kent acting loose and (em) cheesy
Chorus
Solo > 2 x Am G Em
Outro > 2 x C D D Em
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‘Why I Don’t Drive The Van?’
1st Verse
There´s people who insist that
A person won´t remember
Incidents from way back when
You were just a toddler
But ask the guy in front of you
What’s the first thing recollected
“A thump, a bump, followed by
the sound of screeching breaks”
Bridge
Mamma never stood a chance
Black Rover rolled right through him
2nd Verse
Mum yelling’ at him
To lay down on the floor
Obeyed, but later risked a glance
Bloodstains on the main road
Bunch of kids’ been busy
Racing’ back and forth across the street
Michael, 7 years of age
Got beaten playing’ chicken
Bridge
Chorus
Down at the station
Cops questioning mum
No one paid attention
To a flustered 3 year old
Goin’ mamma, mamma, mamma
When we going’ home
Solo
3rd Verse
Some people they insist that
A person can´t remember
Incidents from way back when
You were just a toddler
Yet, lately I’ve been wondering’
What kind of scars were paved
On soul and mind of the little guy
All forgotten on his bench
Bridge
2 x Chorus
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13. |
Up Shitcreek Again
02:29
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‘Up Shitcreek Again’
INTRO > 2 x A G – A G – A – G D – A
1st Verse
(A) Well I told you it was gonna (G) come
(A) Crashing like a (G) hurricane
(A) Came without a warning
No (G) sirens, (D) not a (A) sound
(A) Told you it was gonna (G) come
(A) Sailing’ up shitcreek (G) again,
(A) Trouble bound, oh trouble bound
(G) shit(D)creek (A) again
1st Chorus
(D) Try to come to terms
(A) With what it is I feel
(D) Sense of longing, of relief
(E) While my world takes a spin
(A) No clue of what’s behind the (G) bend
(A) My every nerve is screaming for (G) you
(A) As I sail shit creek again,
(G) shit(D)creek (A) again
2nd Verse
(A) All that we’ve worked (G) for
(A) All that we (G) achieved
(A) This time I really, really blew it
And (G) not (D) because I’m (A) weak
(A) This time I really, really wrecked (G) it
(A) All intention, purpose (G) built
(A) As I sail shit creek again,
(G) shit(D)creek (A) again
INTRO > 2 x A G – A G – A – G D – A
2nd Chorus
(D) Trying to maintain a focus
(A) Balance on a thin, thin line
(D) Not supposed to do what I did
(E) But I did it anyhow
(A) Pride´s not exactly what I (G) feel
(A) As I sail shit creek (G) again,
(A) As I sail shit creek again,
(G) shit(D)creek (A) again
Repeat 1st Chorus
As I sail shitcreek again Repeat 1st Chorus
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KENT NIELSEN Lübeck, Germany
Kent Nielsen just completed an old dream 'Shotgun Seat DJ' – his first „solo album“. The album was successfully financed via a crowdfunding campaign on Indiegogo.com. With the tune ‚Star Wars Diaries‘ being released as a digital single in advance. A great song for toe-tapping, hip-swinging and singing along! ... more
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